i can never take naps because i end up waking up like 9 hours later and it feels like a century has gone by and i get so confused about my existence
(Source: vashappeninstyles, via johntumblesdownyourpussy)
"I get jealous because I’m afraid someone is going to make you happier than I do."
"Hey, buy me this thing"
"waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD"